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The Prize Rubber Fish
By Elton Mellum
Erik came over to my place
With this big old rubber fish
It seems he had found it
Mounted
on a chafing dish
He had this great idea
That we could have some fun
If we found some dude fisherman
Whose experience had just begun
We
drove down to the lake
To see what was going on
And met a company fishing party
Whose luck appeared to be gone
Tomorrow meet us
at dawn
And follow us to where the fish are
Then we drove down to tell the boys
Who were playing euchre at the bar
They all laughed
and said yeah
They'd be fishing close by
They swore if Erik pulled it off
They'd laugh till the would cry
Early morning Erik had
his snorkel
And had my Polaroid
For if I had pictures instanly
The boys would be over joyed